The Commercial Curmudgeon

  Hey look, it's another Smarmy Kid Lecturing His Parents on what he needs to be Cool for School ad.  I think that makes pretty much a...

So we see a guy having fun with his dog, playing tug-of-war in...um, the living room.  This is really stupid yet so typical of American te...

  Here's my answer to the customer who asks "my tween wants a new* phone, how do I get one without breaking the bank?":  Don...

  ....or at least, let's be more honest with our customers than our customers are with themselves. You're offering a magic bullet/...

  Right off the bat, I have to deal with two issues:  First, that kid is too old to have her father in the dental office with her at all. ...

  I didn't start off telling myself that my mild rheumatoid arthritis was no big deal.  I have a low tolerance for pain, and I'm t...

  What is Sally willing to do for a few seconds of screentime and a few bucks as a "paid spokesperson?" Let us count the ways in...