The Commercial Curmudgeon
Since 2009
Friday, February 28, 2025
Hey Jake from State Farm- maybe get back to work?
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I'm in the market for a new car; I'll probably be buying one within the next thirty days. Since I've had rental insurance fro...
Sunday, February 23, 2025
If you need a Voom, you really just need a Broom
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Seriously, this is a broom with a built-in dustpan which probably has to be emptied just as often as a dustpan. A broom that costs $60....
Saturday, February 22, 2025
Meet the new Audi, but don't get too attached.....
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1. Audis are among the very worst automobiles when factoring in maintenance costs, reliability, and fuel consumption. When they say ...
Monday, February 17, 2025
I see no evidence that iPhone users are legitimately concerned with this
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If you're so concerned with your privacy, why are you having stupid, loud conversations in public using these things? Give me a bre...
Sunday, February 16, 2025
Nissan can't give us a single good reason to buy a Rogue. So we get this instead.
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It's hard to imagine ad actors acting less naturally and more stilted than the ones featured in this ad for....well, let's hold ...
Saturday, February 15, 2025
What's in your wallet? Debt.*
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In 2013, the average credit card interest rate was 13%, and anything above 19.9% was a sign that you had run into trouble paying bills a...
Friday, February 14, 2025
Doritos Tells On Itself- and proves my previous point- in it's Superbowl Ad
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1. How did Doritos tell on itself? Well, this particular snack "food" might just be the most engineered calorie delivery sys...
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