The Commercial Curmudgeon
Since 2009
Friday, July 25, 2025
One more vacation before the Back to School Blues set in....
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I suppose a "classic" American Boardwalk must include the following ingredients: At least several dozen places to get ice cre...
Thursday, July 24, 2025
Connect-4 Blast from the Past and a Self-Serving Announcement!
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The narrator keeps saying "checkers." Except for the checkers-like pieces, playing this game is nothing like playing checker...
This McDonald's "Blind Date" commercial aged like fine milk
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1. I suppose it's conceivable that way back in the halcyon days of 2007 it was still considered an ok idea for a girl to have a guy...
Monday, July 21, 2025
NetCredit's commercials are really weird
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I have never in my entire life been as excited about anything as much as these people are over the prospect of being able to accrue deb...
Sunday, July 20, 2025
What the Actual Duck?
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Here's a clue: Taking a piece of plastic garbage, painting it green, and giving it a duckbill might make it a pretty, cute piece of g...
Saturday, July 19, 2025
BMW's Summer Sales Event: Christmas in July, and failing to read the room
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Hey look- not only does this clown commit to spending a ridiculous amount of money over a ridiculous amount of time* on a ridiculously o...
Thursday, July 17, 2025
God Save Baseball from Professional Baseball "Fans"
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Way back in 2002, the Major League Baseball All-Star Game ended in a tie, and you'd think that the Munich Agreement and Non-Aggressi...
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