Sunday, August 31, 2025

Straight Talk for the Awful People in this Commercial

›
  You guys are so damn enamored of your stupid electronic devices that your kids are totally free-range.  In every scene, the kids are jum...
Saturday, August 30, 2025

Lincoln's "Summer Invitation" to a very exclusive party

›
  I suppose that if the salesmen at Lincoln are going to dress like Euro Trash and carry themselves with the air of high-end jewelry deale...
Friday, August 29, 2025

...and then the Colonel died and it all went to hell anyway.

›
  That should be the final line of this ridiculously maudlin, overproduced ad for ridiculously overpriced, overproduced dead chicken parts...
Tuesday, August 26, 2025

Subaru's Stupid "Dog Approved" Commercial....

›
  ...and the even worse people who enjoy it (I mean, take a quick look at the comments.  How predictable can you get?  "My dog loves ...
Sunday, August 24, 2025

Fabletics, Planet Fitness, and an Unwanted Birthday "present"

›
  So this morning I got this email from Planet Fitness: In "honor" of my birthday, here's a chance to pick up an overpriced ...
Friday, August 22, 2025

Golden Nugget and the "Ultimate Casino Experience" Celebration of Addiction

›
  When you buy into the idea that the "Ultimate Casino Experience" involves staring at your phone in the dark as you play virtua...
Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Earnin a trip to the poorhouse

›
  Remember those old H&R Block Commercials for what were deceptively referred to as "Rapid Refunds?"  You know, where the ta...