Friday, October 31, 2025

Suggestion to Range Rover: Get Out More

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  Seriously, the jokes write themselves.  If this is the "Best Luxury SUV in the city," that's either a very small city or a...
Sunday, October 26, 2025

Coca Cola Fans? Feel free to take the day off

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  Since "fan work is thirsty work," I strongly encourage you to remember that it's the weekend and you should not be doing a...
Saturday, October 25, 2025

Peloton has hit rock bottom

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  In the 1980s, there was this machine called a Bowflex which was advertised as being able to replace an entire gym worth of equipment.  E...
Friday, October 24, 2025

Jeep Presents: The Last Desperate Gasp of a Dying Brand

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  The ad tells us that the Jeep Grand Cherokee is an "ultra luxurious and capable SUV."  Let's break down that nonsense, sha...
Sunday, October 19, 2025

Two Questions concerning this stupid Bounty Paper Towels Commercial

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  1. How empty and sad are the lives of these people if they are so excited to witness the absorption qualities of a paper towel? 2.  If B...
Saturday, October 18, 2025

Capitalism Explained to us Suckers

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  https://youtube.com/shorts/brZCOVlyPPo?si=mz0cVIUFd-7m_86Z 1. Collude with politicians to reduce penalties for falsifying earnings report...
Monday, October 13, 2025

A few points on this ChatGBT "Road Trip" Commercial

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  1.  I agree with one commentator who suggests that this commercial is so vapid and vanilla that it could very well be a piece of Deep Fa...