The Commercial Curmudgeon

Since 2009

Sunday, November 30, 2025

Macy's: Another Company that really, really needs to read the room this December

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  So this woman walked into Macy's with a list of all the people she "has" to buy presents for, including her college roomma...

Two Questions concerning this iPhone Christmas Commercial

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  1.  How tone-deaf does Apple have to be to be pimping thousand-dollar iPhones as perfectly reasonable Christmas gifts "for the whole ...
Thursday, November 27, 2025

Noise Pollution, brought to you by NFL Pass and a guy who forgot how much things cost years ago

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  Jason Kelce is currently working under a 3-year contract to bloviate on ESPN.  That contract pays him an estimated $8 million per year t...
Tuesday, November 25, 2025

For this weird Grammarly AI Commercial, the Jokes Write Themselves....

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  It's like a buffet of punchlines that leaves you standing there paralyzed with indecision, with no idea how to start.   "I'...
Sunday, November 23, 2025

The Weird Message of Every Febreze Commercial

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  "Your home is your happy place.  You'd think that would mean that you'd like to keep it clean-- I mean, keeping it clean al...
Saturday, November 22, 2025

A note on the Second-Year Anniversary of this crappy Nissan Rogue Ad

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  I'd like to congratulate the people out there who bought the hype back in 2023 and purchased the fully-loaded Nissan Rogue offered i...
Friday, November 21, 2025

Two Easy changes makes this "Thrillionaire" Online Gambling Commercial perfect

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  1.  Change "thrillionaires" to "Lemmings." 2.  Instead of showing them riding through a gate, have them riding off a...
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