The Commercial Curmudgeon
Since 2009
Sunday, November 30, 2025
Macy's: Another Company that really, really needs to read the room this December
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So this woman walked into Macy's with a list of all the people she "has" to buy presents for, including her college roomma...
Two Questions concerning this iPhone Christmas Commercial
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1. How tone-deaf does Apple have to be to be pimping thousand-dollar iPhones as perfectly reasonable Christmas gifts "for the whole ...
Thursday, November 27, 2025
Noise Pollution, brought to you by NFL Pass and a guy who forgot how much things cost years ago
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Jason Kelce is currently working under a 3-year contract to bloviate on ESPN. That contract pays him an estimated $8 million per year t...
Tuesday, November 25, 2025
For this weird Grammarly AI Commercial, the Jokes Write Themselves....
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It's like a buffet of punchlines that leaves you standing there paralyzed with indecision, with no idea how to start. "I'...
Sunday, November 23, 2025
The Weird Message of Every Febreze Commercial
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"Your home is your happy place. You'd think that would mean that you'd like to keep it clean-- I mean, keeping it clean al...
Saturday, November 22, 2025
A note on the Second-Year Anniversary of this crappy Nissan Rogue Ad
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I'd like to congratulate the people out there who bought the hype back in 2023 and purchased the fully-loaded Nissan Rogue offered i...
Friday, November 21, 2025
Two Easy changes makes this "Thrillionaire" Online Gambling Commercial perfect
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1. Change "thrillionaires" to "Lemmings." 2. Instead of showing them riding through a gate, have them riding off a...
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