The Commercial Curmudgeon
Since 2009
Sunday, December 28, 2025
Questions for the Cotton Candy-stealing Allstate Guy
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1. How do you "make sure nobody is watching" you do something while sitting in a football stadium with 100,000 other people? ...
From the Wayback Machine: This Awful Comcast "Tree of Shame" ad from 2003
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When I first started this blog, I actually looked for this ad because it was still on television and I found it absolutely horrifying. ...
Saturday, December 27, 2025
"Subaru" is Japanese for "Shameless:" That "Share the Love Event" ad
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Let's see if I get this straight: Subaru is a Deeply CaringTM Company because (for a limited time*) it will give a donation to the A...
Friday, December 26, 2025
Kalshi, AI, and the Worst of the Worst in 2025 (and probably 2026)
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Look, it's no secret to the Several People who actually follow this blog that I consider gambling apps an absolute cancer on everyth...
Sunday, December 21, 2025
Why is Jennifer Aniston doing this bottled water commercial?
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Friends has been off the air for twenty years now, and it's not like Ms. Anniston has been in a series of hit films since then. Why i...
Saturday, December 20, 2025
The Worst of the Worst of 2025, Number Two- State Farm and Stalker Jake
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(First of all, I have no damn idea who Meghan Trainor is, nor do I care. There are benefits to being a Boomer. As far as I'm concer...
Peak Cringe from the Fox News "Family" here in the DC Area
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I happened to be on the treadmill at my local gym when this came on one of the screens that isn't Forever Tuned in to the Channel De...
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