Saturday, June 21, 2025

Downy commercials make me ask: Have we all gone insane?

 


Or am I taking crazy pills?

I mean, there is simply no way that anyone finds this commercial even remotely funny....but just look at the comments.  Are these bots?  Are they being ironic?  Are these people just insane?  Am I insane for "not getting it?"

Why would the scent of Downy fabric softener make anyone develop a weird muscle twitch?  Why would this be a SELLING point for Downy?  Isn't there a prescription medication being advertised that deals with pretty much this exact issue?  Does whatever evil chemical company that sells Downy also produce that drug?*  Am I being a conspiracy theorist here?**

Why is everyone such an idiot now?  

*It's Proctor and Gamble. 

**Proctor and Gamble specializes in "health and beauty products," but as near as I can tell does not produce pharmaceuticals. Doesn't mean there's not a conspiracy here.  Which means, there's a conspiracy here. 

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