Saturday, February 14, 2026

I don't get these Bullseye Air Compressor Commercials. Like, at ALL

 


I've kept a portable air compressor in the trunk of my car for well over a decade.  I got my niece one for her car.  We've used them to fill tires, basketballs, footballs, floatation devices- anything that needs air.  

Which is why the people in these ads absolutely astonish me.  They come off as skeptical that such a device is possible without slight of hand or magic and in the real world it must be a scam of some kind.  A portable air compressor that you charge at home every once in a while and then keep in your car to deal with low tire situations?*  What's next, a mini version of a vacuum for your car?  A mounting device for a cell phone on the dashboard?  What kind of bizarre Utopia are we living in these days?

Seriously, though.  I don't know if this thing works well- the reviews on YouTube are not promising- but you can buy them off the shelf at your local Home Depot or (probably) Walmart.  This is not new if you haven't been living under a rock for the past many, many years.  Why are these idiots acting as if they are watching a wizard at work?  

*I do object to the depiction of a completely flat tire; if it has a puncture, all the compressed air in the world isn't going to help you for what I hope are obvious reasons.  For that you'll need another Very Available, Very Portable product called a Fix-a-Flat- though personally I'd rather just call AAA and have them switch it out with my spare.**

**actual spare, not the worthless donut the insultingly cheap dealerships stick you with these days.  $25,000 on average for a base-model new car and they can't include an actual extra tire....but that's a rant for another time. 

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