Uber One. Because don't you hate actually having money?

 

It's downright frightening to think that, considering an Uber One subscription costs $10 a month, there are people out there who actually use Uber and Uber Eats so often that it may actually pay for itself.  Personally- and being someone who actually lives within his means- I find Uber Eats to be the most shocking opportunity to burn money since someone decided to invent Bottled Water. 

But there's something even scarier about Uber One (yes, even scarier than the concept of paying $120 per year for small discounts on cold meals already marked up to the stratosphere.)  And that is the $5 per month "student option."  Because if anyone needs a cold hamburger and fries delivered to their front door for $25 more than I do, it's a student, right?

And I'm not even going to get into the comments under this video.  Enough Scary for one day.