Thursday, December 14, 2017
Holy Crap, Jaguar!!
"Why are there so many miles on it?"
Are you F---NG SERIOUS, WOMAN???
It's an F---NG JAGUAR!! It's a 2018 F--NG JAGUAR!! And when your husband hands you the keys and you start it up with a push of an F--ng BUTTON, your only response is "why are there so many miles on it???"
And take a look at that odometer. There are LESS THAN A THOUSAND MILES ON THIS CAR. That's "So Many" miles to you? Could you be just a little more spoiled rotten?
And what's YOUR deal, buddy? You've handed your trophy wife and the mother of your children the keys to a F---NG JAGUAR and when she responds not with "Oh My Gosh thank you sooooo much I'm so glad I sold myself to YOU" but with "why are there so many miles on it?" your immediate reaction is not to take the keys and return it to the dealership for a refund but to hem and haw with a sheepish look on your face? What did you ask TrophyWife to give you for Christmas? Let me guess- it's something you were born with, but surrendered to her quite some time ago, perhaps?
Are you F---NG KIDDING ME???