First- ugh this is so cringe, using GoAnimate to create a pitch for the International Union of Police Associations and how awesome it is at building a team of attorneys to defend its members when they are accused of murdering black people, gassing black people, assaulting black people, or generally just being gangster wannabees who think they have the right to put anyone they don't like "back in their place" because after all check out this badge and, more to the point, This Gun.
Second- these people called me pretty much every day for several weeks, never once being deterred by my quick hang-ups on the rare occasions I even bothered to answer the phone. Finally, about ten days ago, I gave in and listened to their pitch for donations. When I explained to them that I don't donate over the phone unless I have made the call myself, I was directed to an operator to get my address so they could send me a contribution pledge envelope. The nice woman who asked me for my address then asked how much she could put me down for. I told her I'd figure that out after I received the information she was sending me, and she replied "we can't send out an envelope unless we get a pledge first."
This should have convinced me to just hang up (I have to promise something before they "agree" to send me a pledge envelope? Exactly who is in control here, again?) But I was in a decent mood, so I said "fine, I'll pledge $25." And we were done.
The other day I got the pledge envelope, but before writing the check I decided to do a quick search for the organization online. Here's what I found on Wikipedia:
In September 2019, well over a year before the elections, the union formally endorsed the re-election campaign of Donald Trump, while stating that the Democratic contenders vilified the police
So sorry, IUPA. You endorsed Donald Trump? Then you can ask him for the $25 I pledged to you. Your check was left unwritten. Your pledge envelope is in the trash. And I'm really, really hoping you call to ask about it, because now I'm looking forward to talking to you. Come on, just one more call. You have my number...