Monday, May 29, 2023
A nice place to visit....
Sunday, May 28, 2023
Wendy's Commercials just keep getting stranger
Saturday, May 27, 2023
Michelob Light's really, really dumb "tennis victory dance" commercial
Friday, May 26, 2023
RIP, Paul Anka!*
Sunday, May 21, 2023
TurboTax asks us to care. We really don't.
Friday, May 19, 2023
Applebee's redefines the word "appetizer," and we're worse off for it.
Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Taco Bell Insults the World
Sunday, May 14, 2023
FanDuel gets its selling strategy from the experts
Saturday, May 13, 2023
Wendy's latest "Let's Advertise our hiring of the mentally ill" ad
Friday, May 12, 2023
Insulting Indeed
Sunday, May 7, 2023
FanDuel's celebration of gambling zombies
Saturday, May 6, 2023
Jim Beam and Sweet Caroline: If you didn't hate Red Sox Nation already....
Friday, May 5, 2023
"Accepted" is a college movie that is multiple levels of Fail
Sunday, April 30, 2023
This Domino's Commercial is Depressing from the very first line*
Domino's takes delivery so seriously that....they are going to retain their very best delivery drivers by paying them a living wage? They are going to stop encouraging customers to help them to eliminate delivery altogether by giving them incentives to pick up their own damn non-food?
Nah. Somehow, this "delivery is super important to us" message transforms into "so here's our latest invention- greasy fried potatoes doused with sugar and cheese." Because that makes sense. To somebody. But I guess I should be grateful- at least Domino's isn't offering ways to bet on the Purchasing Cheap Warm Sludge Experience yet. I've reached the point where pretty much any commercial that isn't encouraging people to gamble is automatically worth a extra half-star. I'm reminded of Chuck Norris in Code of Silence- "I'm gonna hit you so many times with a left, you're gonna beg for a right." Yeah, bring on the pizza and small business credit card commercials, all is forgiven.
*"At Domino's we are obsessed with delivery...in fact in breaks our heart to see delivery done wrong."
Seriously. I suggest a suicide pact. I mean, when you guys were young, did you ever imagine you'd be uttering those words unironically on television?
Saturday, April 29, 2023
No wait, I take it back- FANDUEL is Tuberculosis!
Friday, April 28, 2023
Skirizi's song IS Tuberculosis
Sunday, April 23, 2023
DraftKings and Miller Present: the Perfect Crossover!
Saturday, April 22, 2023
Gambling and Sports go together like Drinking and Driving. And Because Capitalism, there's probably no stopping this train wreck.
Friday, April 21, 2023
Point of Personal Privilege: Where's Lex Luthor now that we need him?
Sunday, April 16, 2023
Another take on those Planet Fitness Ads....
Saturday, April 15, 2023
This Tide Commercial is a slap at the Supreme Court
Friday, April 14, 2023
5 Reasons why Planet Fitness is (Evil?) Genius
Monday, April 10, 2023
What is going on in this McDonald's commercial?
Saturday, April 8, 2023
Is Advantis Early Payday all about maintaining a false front?
Friday, April 7, 2023
The real punchline of this "Medicare Insurance" ad
Tuesday, April 4, 2023
Ode to Obesity, Ode to Jardiance
Sunday, April 2, 2023
Downy's Rinse and Refresh ad featuring the Backstreet Boys- because, well, why not?
Saturday, April 1, 2023
This Paxlovid Commercial is just another gift from Doctor Television
Thursday, March 30, 2023
One Shining Moment Cringe, this time compliments of AT&T
Sunday, March 26, 2023
Endurance is what you'll need if you ever deal with these Scammers
Saturday, March 25, 2023
Engaging with the Gecko/Geico Fantasy Universe for a Moment....
Friday, March 24, 2023
QuickIdea: GET A JOB!
"When I started my (insert ego fantasy here) company, I thought it would be fun. I mean, I'd be a boss and wouldn't answer to anyone and I'd order other people around and my name would be on the front of the building and I'd be able to show the world how I was much, much better than those losers who go out and work a 9-to-5 job for someone else, the losers!"
"Then I realized that owning a business involved numbers and accounts and employees and insurance and salespeople and vendors and customers who didn't constantly kiss my butt or thank me for reinvigorating the local economy and all that stuff and it turned into a big headache."
"So I was faced with a serious choice: either go out and get a real job like an actual adult and admit that nobody gives a damn about (insert ego trip here,) or get Quickbooks and be able to pretend I'm Super Special and waaaaay too good for one of those Job things for a few more months before reality hits me in the face like a frozen halibut and I have to face the reality that...well, I think I made that pretty clear at the beginning of this paragraph, didn't I?"
Sunday, March 19, 2023
Just don't confuse "Permission" with "Forgiveness"
Saturday, March 18, 2023
Coke Zero's Contribution to an old commercial trope.
Friday, March 17, 2023
Taco Bell's "The Hang" commercial is just an annoying 20 seconds of Dumb.
Sunday, March 12, 2023
Tonya, Mom of 9, is a selfish moron.
Saturday, March 11, 2023
Bell & Howell solves another problem we didn't know we had....
Friday, March 10, 2023
Third Way "Health" with Garlique.
Sunday, March 5, 2023
Three Unfounded Rumors about this Kars4Kids commercial
Saturday, March 4, 2023
The sad truth about 2011's "Moneyball"
Friday, March 3, 2023
Die Hard 2 Never Made Any Sense!
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Taco Bell: Never has $5 cost so much.
Saturday, February 25, 2023
Sign of the Times
Sunday, February 19, 2023
The 80s are gone. Let's all get over it.
Saturday, February 18, 2023
Jesus won't get me, I run too fast!
Friday, February 17, 2023
We knew Doritos would make a Superbowl Ad Appearance. And we suspected it would be this bad.
Sunday, February 12, 2023
The Superbowl Ads: Seriously, just shut up about them already.
Saturday, February 11, 2023
Help yourself to some InstaDebt
Friday, February 10, 2023
Some LifeSaving advice for the people in this "Choose RNs" commercial
Sunday, February 5, 2023
Sensodyne's Lack of Sensitivity.
Snapchat's dark vision of our future
Saturday, February 4, 2023
I really, really hate these Wendy's ads
Friday, February 3, 2023
Another of these painfully predictable "red flag review" commercials
Sunday, January 29, 2023
Verizon's latest stupid ad manages to humiliate two people- one dead, one alive- at the same time.
Saturday, January 28, 2023
Pizza Hut's latest Artery-Melting offering to a society too eager to die
Friday, January 27, 2023
The common, but weird, language in this Cymbalta commercial
Sunday, January 22, 2023
Domino's Shock "Value"