1. We get it after two times. We don't need to see dad pop back into the car more than that. We aren't stupid. We get it.
2. Of course mom has to be the total killjoy here. What are you worried about, TrophyMom? Hubby's going to be late for work? Seems to me that he's handled that well enough to buy that house and that car. Little girl is going to be late for Preschool? Seriously, I think that's a crisis she'll survive. What is the matter with you? Boyfriend already late and will be pulling into the driveway at any moment? Oh right- hubby is having fun with Daughter. Can't let that happen. Hubby's job is to make the money, pay the bills, and get Daughter to preschool. Mommy's job is to have fun with Daughter. Stay in your lane, dad!
3. Mom didn't deserve a sheepish "ok, ok, I'm going" from dad. She deserved a "WTF is your issue?" from dad. She doesn't get it because this is 2023 and women are always in the right in ads these days and- more important- dads are always in the wrong. Even when they are trying to spend some quality time with their children. When will you ever learn, Dads?