Sunday, September 24, 2023

More Jardiance Nonsense!


I can control my A1C
Check out me, a singing blueberry

Then I'll pretend to talk to friends
In real life I gasp like I got the bends

How many of these ads will they let me make
before viewers notice that my smile's fake

I'm in pain during this whole thing
Which is why they dub in the part where I sing

You can watch your diet and stop eating crap- but still
wouldn't it just be easier to take an expensive pill?

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