1. I'm so sure that Lily not only flies coach, but books a middle seat. Making her the only person on the planet with her net worth who not only flies coach, but books the middle seat. This is something that totally happens in real life. Pretty sure that if I had Lily's money and found myself in the middle seat, I'd bribe the person in the aisle to switch, but maybe that's just me?
2. Lily is super helpful in providing advice for her thirsty fellow passenger- upon discovering that she's thirsty and can't even afford water,* Lily lets her know that she can get a great deal on an iPhone which by the way has titanium, which makes it an even bigger deal because titanium (in other words, Because Reasons.) I'm assuming that when Poor Black Woman complains that she can't afford to buy a snack, Lily will chirp something about the great lease deals Lexus is offering through December. Read the room, Lily.
3. Lily isn't going to buy headphones- she's just going to watch something on her iPhone. She doesn't say "I brought my own headphones," she says "I'll just use my iPhone." Meaning that not only does her seatmate go thirsty throughout the entire flight, but she'll have to listen to whatever the millionaire sitting next to her is watching on her iPhone which has titanium.
*water is still free on every flight. I've never even been on a flight that didn't offer free soda and juice. I'm trying to wrap my head around a commercial for a ridiculously overpriced electronic status purchase that pretends that airlines are greedy. I hope that the next time Lily flies she finds herself jammed between Tess Holiday and that 400-lb. lunatic who demands that every airline adopt a "Passenger of Size" policy.