You may remember Jennifer Garner from such films as.....well, actually, if you're under the age of forty, you probably just know Jennifer Garner from her apparently endless willingness to shill for Capital One. After all, she hasn't been in a big budget film in almost twenty years and she's NEVER been in a hit movie.
Oh, but she's also a small business owner, and we all must worship at the altar of small business, so there's that. We're also supposed to care, for the same reason we're supposed to care about all small businesses: Because Reasons. Know how much I actually care about Jennifer Garner's ability to float debt using her Capital One card? About as much as I care about any small business. Or Jennifer Garner.