Wednesday, August 28, 2019
Nissan Rogue is pompously sneering the world? Hey, that's MY job!
Here's another commercial which makes it's point in roughly fifteen seconds, yet goes on for an entire minute because
A) the producer of this schlock has no respect for his audience and thinks we won't get the point unless it's anvilled into our skulls, or
B) he is so proud of his Vision that he won't compromise that Vision by editing it down.
Either way, I gotta say that no car company that offers WiFi, DVD players, Facebook, etc. etc. ETC as standard equipment has any business criticizing the world for being distracted by electronics. As a pedestrian am pretty much never put into danger by other pedestrians staring at their phones. Sure, they can annoy me- especially when I have to dodge them or they are standing in front of me at the crosswalk and don't notice that it's our turn to walk- but they aren't going to run me over. But I am CONSTANTLY on guard for distracted DRIVERS, which make up maybe 1 percent of the distracted people in this ad. Hey, Nissan- maybe the message should be "don't drive distracted" rather than "don't be distracted." I'd really welcome seeing more people breaking their dumb phone addictions, but I'd settle for drivers just obeying the law- and using some common humanity- by simply putting those phones away while operating heavy machinery. Baby steps, Nissan. Baby steps.