So Taco Bell is "apologizing" for its "complicated" breakfast options- I think they are specifically aiming at some waffle monstrosity that just didn't land well with its audience. So Pete Davidson is here to let us know that TB is going "back to basics" with something that a bachelor would make in his own kitchen with ingredients he found in the fridge- eggs, sausage and potatoes, all stacked on top of each other and wrapped in bread. For a very low price, I assume. I don't know for sure, because I'm pretty sure I've never been to Taco Bell.
To me, this is like Alex Jones apologizing for his vocal fry. Taco Bell owes us an apology, but not for "overly complicating" breakfast. Taco Bell owes the country an apology for its generous contribution to our obesity epidemic, something it seems determined instead to continue to feed (no pun intended) with highly-palatable, calorie-dense garbage disguised as a "simple" breakfast. Promoted by an overrated comedian some of us kind of remember from SNL, maybe.
Um, thanks for the "apology," Taco Bell. Insulin is still really expensive though.