Included in this very nice card is a promo code for 25% off at the CUA store. Except the jacket I want hasn't been available for a year now. And another jacket isn't available in any size except small and extra large- and it's not eligible with the promotion. And another sweatshirt looks nice- but oh look, the promo code is invalid.
Thanks, good old CUA, for remembering me on my birthday. I'm still not donating, and you clearly don't really care if I buy anything.