Why Are Middle-Aged Men Missing From the Labor Market?https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/02/business/economy/job-market-middle-aged-men.html?smid=url-share
I hope you'll indulge me as I take a break from trashing bad commercials to trash bad news articles, I promise my dozens of readers that it won't be a permanent thing.
1. When the hell did 35 to 44 become "middle-aged?" I feel personally attacked by this definition. From my mail I know that AARP considers me a prime target for obvious scammers- not to mention someone in the market for a Jitterbug Phone, comfy slippers and an even more comfortable coffin- but I'm not a senior citizen! So if I'm too old to be "middle-aged" and too young to be a senior, what the heck am I? I mean, besides a cynical chronic complainer (oh wait, maybe I am a senior....)*
2. This line: "(Many of these unemployed men) are looking for flexibility and higher pay. The ability to work from home three days a week, or have a four-day weekend- things that other jobs haven't figured out- aren't possible for those types of occupations."
So the reason thirtysomething (excuse me, "middle aged") men aren't re-entering the work force is because they want a job that pays them a living wage while they work from home three days a week and/or enjoy a four-day weekend? Well, I guess that makes sense, if the generation being called "middle-aged" is the children of baby boomers- you know, those lazy twats who want to start at the top because they were spoiled with participation trophies, or something. Of course they want to work from home in their pajamas and have very long weekends, and of course they aren't going back to work until they can get them because....
3. There's this "FIRE" trend that I didn't know about, FIRE standing for Financial Independence, Retire Early. So a lot of these- um- "middle aged" men aren't rejoining the work force because they don't have to. They made their money, and decades before they can start collecting Social Security benefits or go on Medicare, they are already out of the rat race. If this is a serious option for a significant population of men, what are boomers complaining about again? Sounds like these guys hustled early and are living the dream. I wouldn't mind being retired, and I'm - um- a few years removed from the 44 year cut-off when I apparently stopped being "middle-aged" and became a decrepit, grandchildren-obsessed, huge clunky phone-using perpetual scam victim. Why are we even talking about people who don't work anymore because they don't have to? Who cares about them? And while we're at it, why do we care about anything other than the fact that kids won't stay off my lawn?
*or maybe, I'm just a boomer?