The way she reacts to a crack in her windshield makes me worry about how she might deal with a real crisis. What would she do if her transmission broke down? Or, beyond car problems which will always pop up, how about an illness in her family? Being laid off from her job? A partner saying goodbye and filing for separation or divorce? Does she go postal and start shooting up the neighborhood? Does she throw trash cans through plate glass windows? Does she start a Tiktok account to share her trauma with the universe?
Simply put, I think it's pretty clear that this woman is not ready to Adult quite yet. I don't want to be in the car behind her when her Check Engine light goes on if she gets this unhinged over a cracked windshield. Heck, I don't want to be in the same neighborhood when she sees that the Oil Life is down to 20 percent or that the tire pressure is slightly below optimal. This woman makes crystal look like Tungsten. I'm legitimately worried about her.
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