Friday, September 19, 2025

Jimmy John's Toasted Pizza Sandwich Ad- I was wrong. For now.

 


When I first saw this ad, without sound, I thought that one guy had walked in on a second guy attempting to provide emergency aid for a third guy suffering a heart attack.  When I watched it to the end, I realized that it was for some toasted cheese, carbohydrate-and-fat-wrap.  In other words, while I was wrong in my initial impression, I wasn't really THAT far off the mark.  The guy on the floor might not be suffering a heart attack in this commercial, but let's be serious.  If he really eats like this, it's only a matter of time.

And BTW, what the freaking hell is this house?  Am I supposed to know who these people are?  Are they famous sports figures, or actors, or even (gag) "influencers?"  Never mind, don't care.  If this is truly a slice of THEIR lives, they are not long for this world anyway.  No point in getting to know them.

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