...to a lifetime struggle with obesity, diabetes, and heart disease?
Seriously, all I see is a very nice-looking atmosphere in which to consume huge double-cheese carbohydrate discs, cheeseburgers loaded with onion rings and potatoes, pancakes covered with whipped cream and chocolate,* and basically Deep Fried Everything that Isn't Wood-Fired Pizza. Washed down with soda, sweet tea or liquor. Unless this is a once-a-year event, ordering from the menu should come with a Surgeon General's Warning.
*In the 2005 comedy Just Friends, Ryan Reynolds' character is served a High Stack of pancakes completely drowned in whipped cream and M&Ms. It was supposed to be a joke, but I guess it was more of a prophecy? And I thought IHOP's Cheesecake pancakes were scary.
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