Saturday, May 2, 2026

Matchbox Restaurant: Light the fuse....

 


...to a lifetime struggle with obesity, diabetes, and heart disease?

Seriously, all I see is a very nice-looking atmosphere in which to consume huge double-cheese carbohydrate discs, cheeseburgers loaded with onion rings and potatoes, pancakes covered with whipped cream and chocolate,*  and basically Deep Fried Everything that Isn't Wood-Fired Pizza.   Washed down with soda, sweet tea or liquor.  Unless this is a once-a-year event, ordering from the menu should come with a Surgeon General's Warning.

*In the 2005 comedy Just Friends, Ryan Reynolds' character is served a High Stack of pancakes completely drowned in whipped cream and M&Ms.  It was supposed to be a joke, but I guess it was more of a prophecy?  And I thought IHOP's Cheesecake pancakes were scary. 

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