"Hey Paris, who are you wearing?" Hmm. That's not even in the top three of the list of questions I had when I saw Paris Hilton in a commercial Not for Carl Jr's hamburgers. Here's how I responded to seeing this person appear on my television screen:
1. "Wait...you're still a thing?"
2. "Why were you ever a thing?"
3. "Could you please stop being a thing now?"
Honorable Mention: "Can I assume that we aren't getting a sequel to The Hottie and the Nottie?"
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