Friday, October 30, 2026

Nothing with the word "Patriot" in it's name is worth my money

 


When the power goes out, there are two types of people:  Liberal Woke Snowflakes who curl up into the fetal position to wait for Big Brother Government to run to their rescue, and Rugged Individualist Self-Made Real American Patriots who buy portable generators to store next to their Military-Adjacent Ration Meals and enough guns to hold off the combined forces of Cuba and Mexico when they DO invade just like in the greatest film ever put to grace the screen, Red Dawn (the original.)

If you aren't one of those pansy immigrant-loving Socialists who believe in fake things like vaccinations and Society, you know that nobody is coming to save you when Obama, El-Sayed and Kamala hand the power grid over to their Muslim Commie friends.  When that happens- and it will, the NEXT time the Democrat Party steals the election, bans the King James Bible and makes gender-affirming surgery mandatory in all public schools- it will just be you, your immediate family, and your arsenal against the Brave New World Order.  And if you'll want to keep in touch with your fellow Freedom Fighters, that's going to take electricity.  And a Patriot Portable Generator. 

Get one now, and we'll throw in six weeks of Patriot Dried Food and a dozen bullseye targets featuring the face of AOC absolutely free, just pay extra shipping and handling.  Act now because delivery is not guaranteed after November 4.


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