Sunday, April 9, 2017
This Verizon ad really should end....
With this socially disfunctional jackass being run down by a truck or at least dumped by his girlfriend because his electronic addiction takes priority over EVERYTHING ELSE.
Seriously, we see this guy spend his ENTIRE DAY staring at his stupid hand-held drug of choice as the world goes on around him and without him. He manages to get on buses and elevators- awkwardly- because a tiny part of his brain still operates like the warning lights in a well-equpped car to remind him that he still inhabits a damage-prone body and there are these other life forms around him he has to avoid. He goes to theatres for some reason- I'm guessing because for a few more years going to theatres is something humans do and he's a human so there you go. But he can't even pick his ass off the seat before consulting that G-d d--ned phone again....which means that, like I said, we really need to see that girlfriend dump his sorry butt. Or push him in front of a truck.
Come on, Verizon, give me SOMETHING here.