Saturday, April 29, 2017
What the Rich White Kids will be doing this summer, I guess
Wow, check out the awesome coolness, Rich Kids! While your hedge fund manager parents are away and your nannies are at Whole Foods stocking up on $30 bottles of wine, you've got the run of the mansion to play laser tag along the winding staircases and cavern-sized living rooms!
And if for some weird reason you feel like going outside, that's cool too! Just head out on to the massive lawn and run between the Audis on the street as you get "coached" by the little voice strapped to your chest. Don't get confused, that's not your iPhone8, its that other toy you got your "parents" to buy for you to get you off their backs for a few minutes!
So have a great few hours pretending to shoot your friends before getting back to staring at that iPhone or maneuvering a character in a video game on that massive screen in the basement! And a quick note to the "parents"- hey, at least if you do buy this set, your kids might find themselves outside once in a while this summer! Wouldn't that be something!?