Friday, February 22, 2019
Nobody has to pay me to avoid eating Dominos Pizza, but thanks anyway
Oh look, it's another one of those commercials which feature a very straightforward offer that must be questioned by half a dozen people who are too rock-brained to get it the first five times. Aren't those always so hilarious?
I almost want the Dominos Pizza Spokeschoad to respond to "what about anchovies?" with "well, no, that's the exception to our Any Pizza offer. No anchovies. Glad you asked. We forgot about that one." I also wish he had responded to the dog with the chew toy with either "no, the offer is for humans only" or "I'd stick with that rubber pizza, I can almost guarantee it tastes better than anything Dominos makes."
In the end, it's all about bribing us to put down that GOOD pizza we've been eating and buy a BAD pizza from Dominos on the theory that Cheap is Better than Good.
And I'm not going to even point out that the only black woman in the entire commercial has no other lines other than "WHAAAAAAAA???" Haha, sassy black women are so funny, aren't they? Another winner, Dominos! I guess after Papa John, you pretty much have carte blanche to do anything now, don't you?