Sunday, May 26, 2019
A Seriously Damaged iPhone Ad
Hell, it may just be the worst iPhone commercial ever.
Never mind that, it might be the worst commercial for ANYTHING ever.
I mean, seriously- it's sixty-eight seconds of this horrible obnoxious woman chuckling, then giggling, then laughing at loud at the "inside joke" on her phone screen. She's in public, probably surrounded by people who have to be there and therefore have to listen to her act like a sociopath pretending she's the only person on the planet- but that's ok, all that matters is that she's got her phone and she's got her privacy. Everyone else in her vicinity? F--k them, they don't matter. They can leave. And if they can't leave? F--k them just the same. They are just going to have to listen to this lunatic make a nuisance and total ass of herself Because She Can.
Did Apple think that this commercial would go over well with the audience? Well, perhaps not- comments are disabled. I imagine some of the comments would have been on the racist side. Maybe even most of them. But I have to believe that a lot would have just pointed out how obnoxiously dumb this mess is, and how nobody should think it's ok to act like this demented woman in public.
It's all about privacy? I don't get that message at all- if I heard this woman behaving like this, I wouldn't have even the slightest curiousity concerning what she was watching. I would be too busy wondering what the hell became of civilization, and why there are never any heavy mallets available when you need one.