Monday, July 8, 2019
A few questions about Domino's "Pizza Insurance"
1. So the infinite number of times this guy demonstrates his total inability to successfully carry home a pizza will never faze Domino's at all, huh? They'll just keep handing him pizzas until the end of time as long as he returns the damaged ones? Really?
2. What is with this guy that he is totally incapable of looking both ways before crossing the street or- let's just cut to the chase- doing basically anything more complicated than walking and carrying a pizza? How does this guy hold down a job? He's the reason the cliche' "can't walk and chew gum at the same time" was invented. He literally IS incapable of performing simple tasks the average 8-year old could carry out in his sleep.
3. The most unintentionally hilarious- yet instructive- part of this ad comes at the end, when our favorite clueless doofus throws his pizza at the frisbee players.....and they throw it right back. They don't want that cruddy excuse for a pizza either. They don't want to deal with your garbage, they just want their plastic disc back, and they treat that "pizza" with all the respect it deserves. Along with treating this total idiot with all the respect HE deserves.