Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Go away, Infiniti



This is what I need to see this summer:  Rich people racing around having an infinite amount of fun in their automobiles, just going about in their day-to-day enchanted existence like freaking Gatsbys without a care in the world.

Marie Antoinette would be resentful and jealous of these douchenozzles and their party-to-party lifestyle which seems to involve The Rest of the World just getting the hell out of the way so they can park their LookAtMeMobiles right in front of the 5-star restaurant, million-dollar condo or exclusive beach so they can engage in the next Great Adventure Because We Can.

Seriously, all of the rich, entitled Eurotrash in this ad need to go die in a fire already.  Then we'd spared any more of these heartwarming Scenes From Our Perfect Lives Made Even More Perfect By Our Awesome New Cars.


3 comments:

  1. And yet they have the temerity to soil themselves and whine "poor me" because they hear the tumbrils coming for them.

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    1. Somehow watching them throw themselves into swimming pools wearing thousand-dollar outfits doesn't fill me with a sense of compassion for them; more like impatience for the National Razor to get going again.

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  2. The eyes are the windows to the soul and that is why the children in this commercial are wearing dark sunglasses.

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