Sunday, July 28, 2019
An ear-bleeding Green Dot Card commercial I watched so you won't have to!
"Break free! Break free! Break free from big banks with actual brick-and-mortar buildings, set rates, and actual people you can talk to if you have a problem! Break free and put your money on these infamous pieces of plastic (check out Ripoffreport.com for the horror stories of lost funds, blocked funds, endless games of Phone Menu with a computer, etc.) that may or may not have the money you thought you loaded on to them when it comes time to purchase something!"
"Speaking of which, Green Dot cards can now be used to load your tax refund (from Liberty Tax, no doubt) and regular Social Security payments (you just WANT to be poor, don't you?) Break away from that Direct Deposit to Big Banks and Credit Unions scam that the Sheeple use because they don't know any better. Stupid sheeple!"
"Break Away from the inconvenience of easily-transferable-for-produce cash! Break away from credit cards with built-in, federally mandated safeguards! Break away from anything resembling good money management and basic common sense and put your trust in these cards available at your nearest Dollar General because THAT tells you the quality of service you should expect!"