Friday, April 17, 2020
Gooble.com is G-d's Gift to Trophy Wives, and the guys who bought them
I know I throw that term around a lot, but seriously....check out the daddy/husband at the 17-second mark. Surrre, this bald, middle-aged shlub got her to "fall in love with him." I'm sooo sure that happened and it had nothing to do with the bank account and that house.
And the cute little Family By Desperation we see near the end- come on. That guy didn't land that foreign little number by meeting her at school or work, slowly getting to know her, and getting her to see his positive attributes that didn't include the terms "hedge fund manager" or "inherited business." This has got "financial arrangement" written all over it.
And we can see that the Trophy is doing her part, producing cute kids, keeping the enormous house clean, and at least making an attempt to get a good dinner on the table for Master when walks in the door after a busy day at the Office. I just have to ask, though- why did these guys go out of their way to land a barely-adult woman from a foreign country if she's just going to make bland American-style meals anyway? There are plenty of desperate American-born girls out there who have no problem selling themselves to older guys in exchange for the Just Add Water Instant Family and Security. If you're going to go through the added expense of an Asian or Hispanic girl, at least get the good menus that come with that.