Not only is Catherine O'Hara the only person in the world that has lost track of Kevin, she's the only person who would react to "losing" him with panic rather than grateful relief.
Want to find Kevin Hart? Just turn on your damn tv. He's on every other freaking commercial these days. By the time New Year's rolls around, we'll be begging him to get lost and stay lost. Especially if we get any more of these twee "nostalgia" ads reminding us of crappy films from a generation ago we only enjoy if we associate the holiday season with parental neglect and "hilarious" scenes of cartoon pain.
In the meantime- Kevin Hart? Please, just get lost already. And take that walking smarm-bot Jake from State Farm and Flo with you. Enough is more than enough.
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