1. This kid is growing up believing that "going to the playground" means visiting Best Buy and playing video games. It's nice that she's doing this with her dad (considering his girth, she should spend as much time with him as possible right now) but come on- playgrounds include swings and monkey bars and above all fresh air, none of which can be provided by Best Buy- except virtually, of course.
2. This kid's social life must be really something. She's never seen interacting with kids her own age because again, the "playground" is Best Buy. This is sad. I'm done now. So glad I was born in the last century and not this one.