https://youtube.com/shorts/brZCOVlyPPo?si=mz0cVIUFd-7m_86Z
1. Collude with politicians to reduce penalties for falsifying earnings reports.
2. Also collude with politicians to socialize any losses because Oil Drums are a Vital Part of the Nation's EconomyTM.
3. Bribe media personalities to hype your product and inflate the demand for your stock further, naturally increasing the cost of the stock while doing nothing to increase the value of the company.
4. Pay yourself in stock to avoid income tax.
5. Hire lobbyists to ensure that the Estate Tax stays low so you can hand your business off to your heirs while contributing as little as possible to the infrastructure that makes it possible. (Notice we don't see any actual workers being portrayed here? Where are these drums coming from?)
6. If you don't want to invest in making a "better product," just use your financial leverage to undercut competitors with rock-bottom prices until they are out of business, and then gobble them up.
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