...in that you definitely need to be living the lifestyle depicted here to afford this ridiculous, unreliable money pit of a motorized vehicle.
Want a Range Rover? Better already own a paid-off Range to Rove. And yes, you should also have a paid-off Manor to park it in front of when it's not in the shop (which will be often if you actually try to use it to Rove your Range.) And you should make sure that you have a pile of cash to dig into when your stupid LookAtMeMobile/Compensation Purchase breaks down because as I implied in the first paragraph, these things are notorious for their need of regular, expensive maintenance and repairs. The Check Engine light on these things better come with heavy duty bulbs because they have to work harder than any other part.
If these stupid things could talk, they wouldn't be describing the Range. They'd be describing the interior of your local mechanic's shop. Hard pass.
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