Seriously, the jokes write themselves. If this is the "Best Luxury SUV in the city," that's either a very small city or a large city in which all of the other SUVs are out on vacation somewhere. And the reason why they can be on vacation is because unlike this ridiculous piece of garbage, they can actually travel more than a hundred miles or so without the Check Engine Light coming on.
Anyone who buys one of these things has money burning a hole in their pocket and mice building nests in the hole in their head. The only Range these things Rove is the one between the side of the road and the local garage.
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