Capital One is not going to let SNAP benefits being frozen- leading to hunger for tens of millions of Americans, including children- Section 8 Housing being threatened, or Affordable Care Act guarantees being placed on the chopping block stop them from making commercials featuring the insufferably perky Jennifer Garner* and the caption "Americans love to travel...."
Because I guess people who have Capital One credit cards simply fly* above the problems of the unwashed masses, don't they? Especially when they use those cards to manage "organic farm" companies or just dish with friends at airport lounges over tall glasses of white wine. Heck, finally getting into that business class seat is probably a disappointment after those big puffy lounge chairs in the exclusive airport club; nothing another tall glass of white wine won't fix, though.
*Jennifer Garner might well have the most punchable face in commercial tv these days. Seriously, Ms. Garner, get that perpetual smile off your cake hole already. It's so twee and sugary it's spiking my insulin levels. And blood pressure.
**Considering that flying itself is about to become another casualty of Shutdown 2025 (2025-26?) I guess Ms. Garner and her friends are going to enjoy those exclusive airport hangouts away from the rifraff even more in November. The rest of us will be sitting on the floor at our gates or standing in line at Dunkin Donuts. Don't worry, we won't harsh your buzz.
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