Thursday, November 27, 2025

Noise Pollution, brought to you by NFL Pass and a guy who forgot how much things cost years ago

 


Jason Kelce is currently working under a 3-year contract to bloviate on ESPN.  That contract pays him an estimated $8 million per year to do not much of anything at all while sitting in a studio wearing a suit (sometimes.)  His total career earnings in the NFL is estimated at between $81 million and $88 million. 

Oh, and his brother is engaged to a woman with an estimated net worth of $1.6 billion.  

Don't try to convince me that he gives a flying damn how much he's saving on NFL Pass, please.  Let alone that he's so excited about the savings that he can't stop screaming about it.   This is right up there with watching David Ortiz and Kevin Hart flip out about getting free "parlays" through their "favorite" online gambling apps.  Just stop this.  Read the room, and STOP THIS.

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