I mean, it does such a great job aping the Lexus December to Remember ads that it could pass as a Saturday Night Live skit. As in, "Look- here's a sort-of kind-of if-you-squint-and-ignore-pretty-much
-everything, this looks like a Lexus no really."
And I'm almost glad that I live in a universe where people who aren't hedge fund managers can aspire to own a car that at least pretends to provide a...um...."luxury" experience. All you have to do is sign here and spend the next four years pretending that isn't a KIA logo on the front chrome and the steering wheel (again, squint really hard and MAYBE you can make it look like it's a Lexus.) Just put a red ribbon on it and stick it in the driveway and hope beyond hope that when the significant other you bought it for looks at it, the scene doesn't turn into a replay of George Costanza's gifting of a cashmere sweater. As in "oh it's beautiful, it's gorgeous, how could you possibly afford.....ewww, what's that? A KIA logo? Ooooh....well....it's still beautiful, really, I mean, thanks very much....um....you got the warranty, right?"
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