1. Is it a requirement for employment at this pool-playground-resort that you are afflicted nasty skin and are on Skyrizi?
2. The woman working at the ice cream stand is way too happy with her crummy job. She must be the resort owner or something. I've never been that happy doing anything in my entire life. Handing ice cream to kids and waiting tables sure wouldn't do it for me.
3. Those kids don't want to have a conversation with you. Just give them their damn ice cream.
4. Is this woman the only employee? Who is preparing ice cream when she's carrying whatever the hell that stuff is to a table? Why does she think she has time to chat with the customers? Someone is waiting at the counter to order ice cream. What the actual hell is going on here?
5. Why isn't this woman wearing sunglasses? Sure seems bright out, and she seems to be engaged in a constant squint.
6. Is the guy really trying to teach kids how to swim? He doesn't know how to. Why aren't the kids wearing goggles? He wears goggles when he swims underwater. Why did he just jump into the pool right next to them, splashing chlorine into their eyes, when you KNOW there are "No Jumping" signs all over the place?
Ok I'm done. This ad is really, really stupid.
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