I get it. I've been through two colonoscopies. They are not pleasant experiences. I mean, the actual process is barely an experience at all. The prep is what is pretty much the opposite of pleasant.
Still, it's covered by health insurance and it's hard to exaggerate how important it is. That being said, I am plenty sick of these commercials featuring obviously well-off people with plenty of time on their hands being so damn comfortable cutting corners on a test that could literally add years to your life if it results in early detection.
You just know the target audience for Colon Guard are the same people who will think nothing of binge-watching Netflix or binge-scrolling Tiktok or dropping hundreds of dollars on a concert or trip to a local amusement park for the family.....but when it comes to doing a freaking cancer screening, NOW you're concerned about the cost in time and money? Please.
I bet you can get a deep discount on slightly-damaged parachutes, too. What the hell is going on here? When it's time for a colonoscopy GET IT DONE IN A SPECIALIST'S OFFICE YOU RIDICULOUS KNOBS. What's next, do-it-yourself dentistry? Wait...what? That's an actual thing too?
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