Saturday, November 24, 2018
I'd like to tell you what YOU can do, Pandora
The Normatively Beautiful Young Woman working in an office filled with Normatively Beautiful Young Women can't understand why her Blandly Handsome Boyfriend isn't surprising HER with balloons, flowers or ludicrously oversized, completely impractical teddy bears on Valentine's Day 2018.
Ah but it turns out ok- sort of- as Mr. Boyfriend From Central Casting was just waiting for her to get back to their Standard Palace Apartment to give her a piece of rock on a metal string. All is well with the world, except....
Now Normatively Beautiful Woman has to figure out how she's going to subtly let all of her female coworkers know that she has a new piece of jewelry that was given to her by her Standard Issue Boyfriend on Valentine's Day and he did NOT forget that Very Important "Holiday" he just didn't make a showy scene of the gift giving (which is what she wanted, but Shut Up He's Awesome.)