Monday, December 31, 2018
The Pro Bowl: Television's annual celebration of celebrations
No, you didn't see Tom Brady at the Pro Bowl last year. You haven't seen Tom Brady in the Pro Bowl any year, because a few decades ago they changed the Pro Bowl from the week after the Superbowl to the week before, and Tom Brady is too busy getting ready for the Superbowl to be in a stupid, meaningless All-Star Game where the only drama involves the constant possibility that someone's career is going to be ended by an injury occurring in a stupid, pointless, meaningless All-Star Game.
And you won't even see most of the best players in the NFL in the All-Star Game, because they've just finished their season with a playoff loss and want to start their brief vacations before tryouts start up again. Plus there's that getting injured in a stupid, pointless, meaningless All-Star Game again.
But there IS a bit of honesty in this commercial, and all commercials for the Pro Bowl: Pretty much all of the highlights will involve players posing, primping, and posturing for the camera whenever they do pretty much anything at all. You know, just like every other NFL game during the regular season and the playoffs. They just won't be the BEST players. But if you just can't deal with a week without watching grown men flex their muscles and jump around to draw attention to the fact that they just did something they are paid to do, there's the Pro Bowl. Enjoy. I'll be doing something else. ANYTHING else.