The football season is short...so cherish every moment in that 16 weeks by risking your paycheck and your family's financial stability as often as possible. Because when it's over, you'll have to go back to, um, betting on the NBA, I'm sure.
Somehow, we've got gambling on your phone being sold as something as precious as moments with a loved one. Precious, and fleeting and to be appreciated because nothing good- be it football season or the opportunity to gamble on football- lasts forever. Only winters in Buffalo last forever.
This is really, really sad. Not as sad as winters in Buffalo, but still, really, really sad.