Sunday, August 10, 2025

Downy, Please Stop the Unstoppable.

 


1.  I don't know what the guy in this ad does for a living, but he makes a very good salary because flight attendants don't make much and come on, look at that house.  Are they just Friends with Benefits?  Then why is he washing her clothes?  Is that one of the benefits?

2.  Let's pretend this is her house.  She can afford a suburban palace, but she has only one work shirt?  Aren't those provided by the airlines anyway?  Stewards can have painfully long shifts; I would be surprised if they didn't carry spare shirts ON THE PLANE in case of emergencies.  But she's panicking because she has to wear yesterday's shirt again?

3.  If the shirt is still clean because it was washed in Downy, why didn't she have this reaction to its smell the FIRST time she wore it?  Does it smell BETTER after an entire day's wearing than when it first comes out of the dryer?  What the hell is going on here?

4.  In an age where people are getting fired for making Tiktoks while being inappropriate while on the job, I'm not sure what she does next lands very well.  Girl, what the hell are you doing? When you wear that shirt, you represent the people who sign your paychecks.  Can you try to remember this before you act like you're making an OnlyFans at your place of employment?

What has become of my society???

No comments:

Post a Comment