Sunday, September 19, 2010
Check out the latest Shiny Thing You Have to Own!
Now that you can blather incessantly for unlimited hours (still laughingly referred to as "minutes" in these commercials,) text your fingers off, watch videos and television, play games, manage your fantasy leagues (taking breaks now and then to check Facebook and fantasize that you have friends, or looking out the window and fantasizing that your life is worth living) and basically waste your youth away fiddling with a stupid piece of plastic as your waistline and ass expand exponentially and your inevitable bout with diabetes moves ever closer, your existence is, truly, Fascinating, isn't it?
Not that this will have any impact on you pathetic zombies, but do you ever stop to think that maybe it's pretty damned sad that you are being sold a phone called the "Fascinate" many, many years after cell phone technology ceased to be anything close to "fascinating," and many, many years after cell phones moved from conveniences to life-sucking, privacy-denying nuisances? Today I'm speaking in particular to the obnoxious jackass on the jogging trail thirty yards in front of me this afternoon, who insisted on carrying on an EXTREMELY LOUD "conversation" (I assume someone was on the other end, though I can't imagine when that person had a chance to add anything) sprinkled with plenty of cursing and what used to be considered rather delicate, private details- that is, back when we actually had a civilization going on here.
Remember those days? They were fascinating.
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I'd like to restate a point I made once somewhere; all the ad-men really need to do is to show the mobile phone and chant "Pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny!!" over and over again to make their point. The zombies will follow them the rest of the way.ReplyDelete
I agree- what is the point of the script?ReplyDelete
Nobody is paying any attention to the recital of all the cool features, which after all, are all the same features every other phone has. It's slim! It's shiny! ME WANT!!