Wednesday, May 28, 2014
You married it, lady. Live with it.
This loser was really willing to dent up his gleaming, showroom-pristine car so he could watch the odometer hit 100,000?
Where was he driving this car? Around an empty parking lot? To the car wash and back, and that's it? Because if THIS car has 100,000 miles on it, it must come with a force field or a warranty that provides monthly detailing. I mean, please.
Why do guys like this always have nice houses and wives? I mean, no matter how rock-stupid they are, they never seem to lack good jobs and the suburban lifestyle that is after all the American Dream. Sure, Wifey always has a Oh God I Married A Moron look on her face, but she's always there, because hey there's this house and a car. It never seems to matter how utterly brain-dead these doofuses are- nothing stands in the way of success for some guys.
I don't get it- maybe because I don't live in tv land. I hope that's it- because if this is reality, I want to know why I missed the boat on this deal.